Writers in the Storm

by Jenny Hansen

If you know everything about Twitter, detest Twitter, or plan to never use it, you can probably skip this post.

For the rest of you: This is one of the most easy-to-implement social media posts I've ever done here at WITS. Enjoy!

It's the beginning of a new year this week, and a great time to form some new social media habits.

One great New Year's step is to update your profiles on your various social media tools. Make sure your achievements and links are up to date.

A few months back, I did my yearly Twitter clean-up in Tweepi, which is something I recommend you try.

Mind you, I don't advocate doing this very often. It's time consuming to go through all the people you follow 20 at a time. That's all you can see at once on the free version of Tweepi, so this will yearly clean-up will take you an hour (or more, depending on how many people you follow).

Why do I recommend you do this yearly?

• It immerses you in who you followed and why, encouraging you to reach out to some people you might not have talked to for a while.
• You need to periodically clean out the bots and people who have abandoned Twitter - they're skewing your numbers (more on that later).
• Tons of people follow others to get the follow-backs, then they unfollow everyone. This rude behavior leaves the Twitter newbies stuck with really high following numbers with a bunch of people who will never follow them back.
• If you do a lot of mass following/unfollowing, it can get you thrown into Twitter jail.

Information on Twitter follow ratio rules can be found here. I recommend you click that link and read it well. Or, if you need hand-holding, take Marcy Kennedy's Twitter classes...they're excellent!

Back to the yearly Twitter Clean-up...

Do I believe in unfollowing everyone who doesn't follow you?

NO. This is as rude as those narcissists spam-bots who follow just to get the follow-back.

There are people like J.K. Rowling and Harlan Coben, who I follow just because I love their books. I follow some agents and publishers because I need their information. I follow The Bloggess because she makes me laugh. I don't expect any of them to follow me back.

Which leads me to the next part of this post...

What is my criteria for unfollowing someone?

After spending more than an hour cleaning things up, I was pretty clear on this.

The three things most likely to make me unfollow someone:

1. They've never tweeted.

Ditto for someone who hasn't used their account in 6+ months. I start giving people the hairy eyeball at about 2-3 months of inactivity but if we're mutually following each other, I'll cut them some slack for life craziness.

Did y'all catch that?

2. Someone who ISN'T following me back gets closer scrutiny.

Hey, I'm human just like the next gal. We're all children/parents/workers/bloggers, etc. Our time is limited, and incredibly valuable, and we want to spend it with people we have a connection with.

If you've conversed with me, re-tweeted me, followed me or generally blown some sunshine my direction, I'm going to follow you. I just am. It's something nice I can do to say thanks.

Note: The only exception to this are the spam-bots who are doing these things to get followers. They're pretty to easy to spot once you've been on social media for a while.

When I do my once-a-year foray into Tweepi to look at who I'm following, if I see you in the "I'm Following" category (rather than "Mutual" which means we follow each other), I'm going to take a peek at your Twitter profile. Why do you think the process takes me so long?

Because I'm just as busy as everyone else, and have 3-4,000 people to wade through, if we're following each other, I'm probably just going to look to see if you're an active user, as I discussed above.

Just by tweeting every week or so, you are spared a closer look by most people during their clean-up. How easy is that??

3. Someone I know I've interacted with, who isn't following me.

If I've interacted with someone online, I follow or friend them. Ditto if we're in a writing chapter, Triberr group, or online chat together.

I know everyone doesn't engage in this sort of friendly behavior, and I don't expect everyone to love my stuff. It's okay if someone doesn't reach back out to me. If I dig them and they're an active user of that platform (in this case Twitter), the two of us stay connected.

But what about those evil people who make nice with you and/or follow you, and you KNOW once upon a time the two of you were connected and had a chat?

They've earned a closer look in Tweepi by not being on the mutual follow list and Eeeeky! When you look at their Twitter profile, they've got 4,255 followers, but they're following 300 people. That one makes my blood boil.

I call social media party foul!

Why is my time so much less valuable than yours? It's not like you have four hundred thousand followers, and the huge demands fame adds to one's life. There is absolutely no reason why your Follower/Following numbers aren't closer in alignment.

Aaaaaand, I've just cleared you off my list.

I'm just one lowly blogger/writer/tech trainer. Y'all don't have to listen to a single word of this, though I hope you will.

Others have done great posts on Twitter. Kristen Lamb, Marcy Kennedy, Penny Sansevieri and Chuck Wendig are all people who have nifty stuff to say on the subject.

In fact, a few years back, Chuck summed up Twitter as follows:

Nobody can really tell you how to use Twitter. Twitter is a conversation and you can join it as you like. That’s the joy of it, and that’s the hell of it. Sure, I think the things I said here are true, but I can’t make you do differently. However you want to enter the conversation is up to you. My only suggestion is, do it. Have the conversation. Engage. Be social — “social” is the key word of “social media.”

Are you active on social media? Do you ever "clean up" your accounts? (Why or why not?) Do you have a social media game plan/strategy? How did you develop it? I can't wait to see what y'all have to say down in the comments!

~ Jenny

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About Jenny Hansen

Jenny fills her nights with humor: writing memoir, women’s fiction, chick lit, short stories (and chasing after her toddler Baby Girl). By day, she provides training and social media marketing for an accounting firm. After 18 years as a corporate software trainer, she’s digging this sit down and write thing.

When she’s not at her blog, More Cowbell, Jenny can be found on Twitter at JennyHansenCA, on the SocialIn Network, or here at Writers In The Storm.

by Jenny Hansen

Today I'm sharing some rockstar writing resources -- we'll just call it an early New Year's gift.

First up: Inky Girl, aka Debbie Ridpath Ohi. I adore Inky Girl! She does gems like this in her Will Write for Chocolate series:

Inky Girl also introduces me to amazing writing teachers like Martha Alderson, who wrote a book called The Plot Whisperer. Inky Girl's review:

And finally, Linda Joy Myers at Memories and Memoirs, interviewed Martha Alderson and pried out the following seven questions for YOU to ask as you write:

For each scene: 7 Essential Questions of Plot:

1. Does the scene establish the date and setting?

2. How does it develop the character’s emotional makeup?

3. Is the scene driven by a specific character goal?

4. What dramatic action is shown?

5. How much conflict, tension, suspense, or curiosity is shown?

6. Does the character show emotional changes and reactions within the scene?

7. Does the scene reveal thematic significance to the overall story?

I originally came across this article because I write memoir, and it was fascinating to look at the story from Martha's more objective point of view:

Memoir writers think they know the plot because they already know “what happened.” Can you talk about this issue a bit—is that way of thinking useful or should they revise their attitude toward plot.

Plot embodies quite a bit more than more than just what happens in the memoir or a sum of the events. Plot is how the events in the story of your life directly impact the main character or the protagonist, in other words, you.

Always, in the best-written memoirs, the protagonist is emotionally affected by the events of the story. In great memoirs, the dramatic action transforms the protagonist. This transformation makes a story meaningful.

Keep in mind that, yes, you lived the story and the story comes through you. However, when you decide to write that story down, you turn from the one who experienced the events to that of a writer. Your job, then, is to present what you have lived in a pleasing and meaningful form to the reader.

This takes setting yourself aside and means opening your mind to receive the greatest good of the story.

I don't know about you, but that last sentence lights me on fire.

Note: If you'd like to read the rest of the article (and I recommend you do), click here. You can also find The Plot Whisperer on Amazon.

Last, but not least, I'm also a huge fan of Lisa Cron who wrote Wired For Story. (Here's a kickass article of hers titled Why Good Writers Sometimes Give Bad Advice.)

What books, bit of knowledge or writing instructor has lit you on fire lately? Is there some other question you ask, besides the seven above? What are you working on right now? It's almost the new year, and we're sharing here at WITS. :-) See y'all down in the comments!

~ Jenny

What's Jenny up to at More Cowbell? Latest post: How Much Love Can Fit in a One-Inch Picture Frame?

Jenny fills her nights with humor: writing memoir, women’s fiction, chick lit, short stories (and chasing after her toddler Baby Girl). By day, she provides training and social media marketing for an accounting firm. After 15 years as a corporate software trainer, she’s digging this sit down and write thing.

When she’s not at her blog, More Cowbell, Jenny can be found on Twitter at JennyHansenCA, on the SocialIn Network, or here at Writers In The Storm.

I’m between books. Which is to say that I took two days to clean up everything on my ‘to do’ list, and today I’m diving into plotting my next book.

Yeah, right. Everyone who follows WITS knows I’m an inveterate pantser. Well, I’m turning over a new car (this is way harder than a leaf). The Book From Hell I just completed has convinced me there’s GOT to be a better way.

So I was avoiding, wasting time, researching how to change my process, and lo and behold, there was a squirrel. Oh, look!

I know, I know, I’ll get back to the process thingy, but this is really cool!

I ran across a link I’d saved in my “Inspiration” folder (See? I was working.) Ann Mulligan’s blog had a list of author quotes, each completing the sentence,

“You know you’re a writer if . . .”

Here’s a sampling of quotes from her hilarious post:

... you talk about your characters over the dinner table and your husband has the nerve to tell you they're not real people. ~ Mindy Obenhaus

... you go through keyboards like a pre-teen boy goes through socks. ~ Michelle Griep

... you eavesdrop at funerals. ~ Bonnie Calhoun

... your local police look at you funny because you're always asking how crimes are committed. – Deborah Anderson

... when your husband's bargaining chip for a new rifle is you get to go to a writer's conference.  ~ Ane Mulligan

Mine?

…When you travel to the area where you set your small town series, and you want to stop in and say, ‘Hey’ to your characters. No, seriously.

…When your hubby tells you about a conversation you and he had, that you have no recollection of.

…You go to the baby names book more than a woman who’s giving birth to sextuplets.

What about you? Put yours in the comments. Come on people, I need distraction um . . .

The second book in Laura's Sweet on a Cowboy series, Nothing Sweeter, releases January 28th.

But you all know how important pre-sales are to rankings, right? I'm just saying...