Piper Bayard
of Bayard & Holmes
Everyone loves a good fight, and a good fight scene is arguably the heart of every thriller. But as NYT Bestseller James Rollins says, in fiction, never use the same killing method twice in the same book. As a result, fiction writers are always looking for a new twist on a fight scene.
Since my writing partner, Jay Holmes, is a forty-year veteran of the military and intelligence communities, we are often asked what weapons we prefer for fights. As Holmes says, “My favorite weapon is my radio. I use it to call in air strikes.” However, in lieu of having the US Air Force in our backpacks, we writers can “punch up” our fight scenes by using common objects as weapons.
I could give you a list of common objects that can be used as weapons, but that would actually limit you, and I don’t want to do that. That’s because with the right attitude, virtually anything can be used as a weapon. Which brings me to attitude—the first ingredient to surviving a fight.
My husband (not Holmes) literally has to teach karate black belts self-defense because skill with punches, kicks, and weapons are irrelevant if a person doesn’t understand the kill-or-die mindset that is so often necessary to survive a battle outside of a refereed ring. In other words, the most important weapons a character brings to a fight are their heart and their mind. They must be determined to do whatever it takes to keep themselves safe and disable or kill their opponent. Once they see the world in those terms, potential weapons are everywhere.
Before I continue, the recovering attorney in me demands that I make it clear that this post is not meant to be formal instruction in self-defense.
In truth, Holmes and I both advocate firearms training for the best self-defense, but shooting too many people in books tends to make for boring books. So we’re going to explore a bit more about common objects as weapons—strictly for the purposes of writing fictional fight scenes.
If we can stab with it, it’s a weapon. If we can jab with it, it’s a weapon. If we can use it to hit someone, it’s a weapon. If we can throw it, it’s a weapon.
When we think that way, and almost everything in our environment is a weapon. Holmes and I have literally killed off people in our books with cactus, knitting needles, and sheep. To be fair, the sheep was an active participant, but you get the idea.
Let’s do an exercise right now. I’ll do it with you. Let’s look around our immediate environment and ask ourselves these questions:
- Can I stab with it?
The pens and pencils here on my desk can stab out an eye or puncture a jugular vein.
- Can I jab with it?
These handy thought facilitators, a.k.a. desk toys, could jab an eye, throat, or a groin to give me a fighting advantage. This newspaper can be rolled up tight and jabbed into a groin, a kidney, or an eye.
- Can I hit with it?
The pottery lamp could double as a bat, or my computer could be the extra weight and reach I need to land a blow. . . . I know what you’re thinking. Yes. My computer really is old enough to be a heavy weapon. I’m going to use it as a brick in a custom design in my house someday.
- Can I throw it?
Books! And look . . . My first manuscript. No one has survived that one. This glass elephant or the heavy glass pencil cup should be good for a concussion, or at least a distraction so that I can grab the lamp. . . . And there’s a cup of hot tea!
We’re going to pause a moment to consider hot beverages. Hot beverages are the versatile paydirt of social interactions, including a good fight. Since one “picture” is worth a thousand words . . .
One of my acquaintances—a seriously badass retired French Foreign Legion guy who we’ll call “T”—owns a bar in Texas. One night, a couple of men were causing trouble with the clientele, so he booted them out. When he closed down the bar, he armed himself in case the two undesirables were hanging out for another round of unpleasantries. He poured two cups of coffee.
Wait! Coffee? . . . Wouldn’t this badass grab something more impressive like nunchakus, a knife, or a gun?
Nope. Just coffee. Sure enough, the idiots tried to jump T between the building and his car. T threw the steaming coffee in their eyes and took out their knees with a couple of kicks while they screamed. . . . The lesson? Never underestimate the power of a hot beverage.
The hot beverage container can also be an effective weapon. My husband carries his metal mug with him everywhere he goes. It can be used to block a knife or strike an opponent . . . Coffee. Never get in a fight without it.
or opening salvo of a lethal attack?
You decide.
Extra Credit Challenge: As you go through your day, look around each space you enter, study your environment, and repeat the above questions to yourself. You’ll be amazed to be surrounded by so many weapons.
Now that we have a weapon, where do we strike?
Anywhere we can. It’s all well and good to imagine a nice Hollywood fight where we grab a kitchen knife and slide it perfectly between the ribs and into the heart of a bad guy who is holding still for the stab. In real life, attackers aren’t usually so accommodating. It’s much more effective to keep in mind some sensitive body parts and go for whatever openings present themselves in that split second.
Eyes are at the top of the list of sensitive parts. Some bleach, salt, coffee, sand, or anything else that can be painful and blinding in the eyes is always a good move.
We might ask why the groin is not at the top of the list. The groin is a great target. However, people, particularly men, are quite adept at protecting their tender bits, so the groin shot might not be the easiest blow to land.
Other key body parts that can distract or disable if impacted are the ankles, the shins, the knees, kidneys, solar plexus, and the throat. And of course, there’s a good old-fashioned blow to the temple, which can be lethal. Keep in mind that any blow that is hard enough to cause the head to turn is more likely to produce a concussion or even death than a blow that does not spin the head.
Now that we’re actually in the struggle, I’ll reiterate that the most important weapons are the heart and mind.
Don’t be set on any one move. Instead, go with the fight and take the shots that present themselves. Be aware that one jab won’t be enough. Follow through, and don’t stop just because they fall—they won’t necessarily stay down. Our characters must be willing to stay on the opponent until they are clearly dead or disabled, and recovery isn’t an option.
Bottom Line: A fight for survival can be the most creative part of a book. Just remember to stab, jab, whack, or throw, and don’t stop until the opponent is clearly dead or at least down for the count.
What common objects did you find that could be used as weapons? Do your characters have any particular "weapons" they prefer?
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Piper Bayard is an author and a recovering attorney. Jay Holmes is a forty-year veteran of the military and intelligence communities. Together, Bayard & Holmes write espionage fiction and nonfiction. Their upcoming nonfiction release, SPYCRAFT: Essentials for Writers, covers everything from what the main intelligence agencies do and where they operate to honey pots, sleeper agents, enhanced interrogations, and more. Now on pre-sale at Amazon.
