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The Cheese Factor: Keep the “Cheesiness” Out of Your Author Website

We have a treat for you today. Kerry Lonsdale is a writer and a marketing and techno-guru. She's here to keep you from website embarrassment. Here she is:

Cheesy websites. You know the ones I’m referring to. The music that launches the moment you land on the site. (I’m listening to Mumford & Sons on Pandora. I really don’t want to hear your 1980s love ballad.) The website designed around a book, not the author. (What are you, a one-hit-wonder?) The headshot photo you took of yourself. (Thank you for pointing the camera downward so I wouldn’t have to look up your nostrils.) The content loaded with fonts all shapes, sizes, and colors. (Too distracting and confusing. Sorry, you just lost me. I’ve left your site.)

Why you don’t want cheesiness.

THE IMPORTANCE OF BRANDING AND STAYING PROFESSIONAL

Writers love to be creative. Writers love color and words and all sorts of sparkly. But save the flash for a blog. That is where you express yourself—your opinions, thoughts, attitude, however sweet or crass it may be. Load your blog with menus, links, pictures, fonts, or whatever the heck you want. Play sweet ballads or heavy metal. Have fun with it.

Your website should be professional. Yes, there can be color. Yes, there can be pictures. Yes, it can show personality. But remember that writing is your business, so your site reflects the image you want to present to your target audience. Here’s a very simplified analogy:

Company/Corporation = You, the Author

Products = Your books

Buyers = Your readers

Website = Your website

Keep your site clean, colors and fonts consistent, content informative. As an author, you are the brand. Your website presents your brand to the world. Do you want a messy, cluttered, busy image, or one that is clean, organized, and inviting—one that welcomes your reader back to your site over and over?

So how do you create a professional looking website? Don’t worry. It’s a very easy process—even for an author with no website design experience.

What is your cheese factor?

LET’S MEASURE

Before you design a professional-looking site, it’s important to recognize what makes a website cheesy. Give yourself a point for any of these items your website already has. (I have also offered a quick explanation as to WHY you should avoid each line item.)

1. The domain (website address) is NOT the author name. It’s something funky like www (dot) mary loves books (dot) com.

Why avoid #1? A reader will likely search for an author using the author’s name. If the website URL is the author’s name, it will appear at the top of the search findings. It increases traffic to the website.

2. Music plays on the website.

Why avoid #2? Um…it’s annoying?

3. The author head shot is a picture she took herself, and/or it’s more than five years old.

Why avoid #3? Let’s see…it’s tacky? Unless you are really crafty with a camera and can doctor the picture so it doesn’t look like you are holding your arm up, find a friend or family member to take a picture of you. Better yet, go to JCPenney and fork over the cash to get a nice head shot.

4. More than three different fonts are used, and those fonts are displayed in all shapes, sizes, and colors.

Why avoid #4? You know that junk mail you get, the ones with the large, bold, underlined text and red italics text all mixed together while obnoxiously trying to pitch something for you to buy? Yeah, your website looks like that. It’s difficult for the eye to focus on what is important. Also, avoid colors that are too light, especially yellow. They are more difficult to see.

5. There is advertising on the website. (And I’m not talking about links from book images to amazon (dot) com.)

Why avoid #5? Unless you have a six figure book deal, every author is a starving writer. If you are going to display advertising on your website you might as well go stand on a street corner with a tin can and beg for coins. Is that the image you want to present?

How did you do? If you scored at least one, there is cheese in your website. So it’s time to cut the cheese. (You saw that one coming, didn’t you?)

Build a beautiful, professional-looking website.

AND DO IT IN LESS THAN A DAY

Like any business, if you care about your image as an author, you are going to invest the time (and a little bit of cash) to do it right. Remember, you, the author, are the company. And most companies, if not all, invest money toward their brand. As writers, it is well worth the expense, and you can do it for less than $50/year. (No, I’m not selling you anything. This is up to you.)

Step #1: Buy your name as a domain.

Or some version of it, like kerrylonsdaleauthor. Make sure your author name is spelled out.

If you don’t already own your name, go get it. There is an insurance firm in England and an artist in Australia who probably wished they’d purchased www (dot) kerrylonsdale (dot) com eons ago. I beat them to it.

Estimated cost: $15.00/year

Step #2: Plan your site’s navigation

These are the pages you will create when building the site. An author doesn’t need many, so start with these:

Home -- The website landing page. Some authors post a picture of their latest book release. Or a message about where they are signing books in the upcoming month.

Bio -- The author’s biography. Also a good page for the author’s photo.

Books -- Images of the author’s book covers, perhaps linked to where they can be purchased online. A brief synopsis of the book, and any other pertinent information.

News & Events -- Announcements about book releases or reviews. A listing of where an author is signing books if on a book tour, or conferences the author plans to attend. Remember to keep this content updated.

Contact -- Author’s contact information. If the author has an agent and/or publicist, include the contact information.

Blog (optional) -- The author’s blog. Notice it’s not on the homepage?

Estimated cost: Planning is free!

Step #3: Select your website platform/host

If you are like 99.9% of the writers out there, you have no experience with website coding, or you don’t have the money to hire a website designer. So stick with a platform that has templates and easy wizards to create pages and post content, such as Wordpress or Blogger.

Another thing that’s nice about using a theme/template? The color palette and fonts have already been selected for you so you don’t run the risk of running amok and getting crazy with multiple colors and sizing.

Once you select your platform, pay the extra cash to link your domain name. (You will have to go back to your domain host, such as Go Daddy, and change server names to the server names provided by Wordpress or Blogger uses, or whichever platform you select. Sound confusing? Type “link domain name” in the help search field and the instructions should pop up.)

Estimated cost: $20/year

Step #4: Create Your Pages and Add Your Content

Your provider should have simple, easy-to-follow wizards and instructions for these to be quickly created and published. When you add your content, make sure it’s pertinent for that page. You don’t need much, just make sure it’s concise. Give yourself an hour or so a week to change a picture or insert new content. It will keep your site fresh and visitors returning for more.

So? How did you do? Any cheese on your website to cut? Tell us about it in the comments!

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From the conservative corporate insurance world of wool suits and pantyhose to the high tech realm of khaki pants and polo shirts, Kerry ventured into the small business start-up arena of jeans, tee shirts, and flip-flops, wielding her creativity in everything underneath the marketing hat—strategic planning, branding, graphic design, and blah, blah, blah. While she had no complaints about the attire (Who wouldn’t want to wear flip flops to work, especially ones with sparkles?), it was time for something new and vastly different, so she traded in her corporate hat.  Two women’s fiction manuscripts later, she proudly wears her creative writing cap—which has sparkles to match her flip flops.

Her writing has received recognition in numerous contests. She is a member of RWA and on the founding team of the WFWA, Women’s Fiction Writers Association. When she’s not writing, she’s running—after the dog, kids, or miles of pavement in her Sauconys. She drinks entirely too much coffee and will go to bat for Peet’s Coffee over Starbucks any day.

Twitter: @KerryLonsdale

Blog/Website: www.kerrylonsdale.com

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A Valentine's Present from WITS: Share Your Writing

We're all about love, here at WITS

And to prove it, we're giving our readers the opportunity to strut their stuff!  WITS bloggers are going to share a bit of their writing, and we're giving you the opportunity to show off yours! 

We want to get to know you through your writing! Simply paste your sample into the comments. RULES: one paragraph, no more than 5 lines.

And before we get carried away with that, I wanted to let you know - the winner of Laura's ARC is - - -  Julie Glover! She'll contact you, Julie!

Please feel free to comment on others' stellar writing ~ Here's ours:

Laura Drake - from my debut novel, The Sweet Spot (May 2013 release.)

She wanted to slap the solicitous look off his face. She wanted to run.

Instead, she held ground, stabbing a finger at the trailer. “Those bulls have nothing on you in the balls department. You’ve got no talking room, Jimmy. Your old life fell apart, so you just threw it away and started a new one. Your medication just leans toward blonde and brainless.”

Sharla Rae - from her American historical, How to Fell a Timberman

“Freya’s tits! You’re Noelle Bridger?”

Noelle gasped in outrage but she refused to be bullied by this . . . tree trunk. “Yes, I’m Miss Bridger, and I’d like to know --”

“You are not what I expected.”

“This place isn’t what I expected,” she shot back. Her “new beginning” no longer looked so promising.

Orly Konig-Lopez - from her Women's Fiction novel, It's Not Me, It's You

"Am I setting myself up for another fall?” I said, the words echoing in the quiet of the gallery. I whipped my head around, suddenly feeling ridiculous. No doubt looking ridiculous. Okay, I was totally ridiculous. I was talking to a suit of armor.

Fae Rowen - from her Sci-Fi Romance, Keeping Athena

Athena squinted against the brightness and gasped the precious air into her lungs.

“Eve, dim the lights.” The deep, disembodied voice sounded annoyed.

Immediately the brightness faded, backlighting a figure towering over her. He was huge. His shoulders filled her entire field of vision.

So this is life after death. Is he a demon, an angel, or God himself?

Jenny Hansen - from her Women's Fiction novel, Healing the Talent

One of them, squeezed into a pink microdress, poked the other’s left breast. “You used Dr. Hernandez-Klein? I heard she’s crazy expensive.”

The other blonde reached back and deftly unhooked her halter top. Agatha sucked in a breath as the objects of attention bobbed in front of her. “Yes, but look at the nipples!”

How could you not look at the nipples?

Okay, it's your turn - strut your stuff! For Valentine's Day, we're inviting our readers to share five lines of their writing down in the comments. We can't wait to see what you're writing.

~ Fae, Jenny, Laura, Orly and Sharla

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14 Posts You Loved ~ A Valentine's Flashback and News!

You know Valentine's Day is this week, right? Well we love you. And we love that you love us. So we're posting links today to our most popular blog posts over the past three years, in case you missed any of them.

Share the love this week, people!

Top 14 posts:

  1. Sensual Word Menu
  2. Inspiration vs Perspiration in Writing
  3. Formatting Your Text For Kindle – Revised
  4. Fresh, Fresh, Fresh Character Descriptions!
  5. Guest Blogger – Elizabeth Craig: 15 Tips for Writing a Murder Mystery
  6. How to Begin a Romance Novel: Seven Tips
  7. Copyright, ISBN, Royalty & Pricing With Amazon E-Publishing
  8. Chinese Element Personality Types-for Fun and for Writing
  9. Myers-Briggs: A Tool for Authors and Other Humans
  10. Can Writers Rock LinkedIn?
  11. 6 Key Writing Lessons I’ve Learned From Horses
  12. Talking Back to Your Brain
  13. Body Language: An Artistic Writing Tool
  14. Mining For Character Emotions

Speaking of sharing the love . . .

Laura Drake has news!

The Sweet Spot ARC Best

Fifteen years ago, I made a goal - to hold a book in my hand with my name on the cover.
Last week, that dream came true - the ARC copies have arrived! My debut novel, The Sweet Spot, will be released from Grand Central in May, but it's available for pre-order here (you all know how much preorders help rankings, right? ;)

I'm giving away an ARC copy to a random commenter!

Just leave a comment, and if you win, I'll send you either the paperback (U.S. residents only) or a digital version. Thank you all, for your support!

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